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Hello. If you're like me, then you too, are sick and tired of all of the god damned posing that occurs on the Yahoo! Chat Service. So, I figured, if noone else is going to do something about it, I WILL! So, I have built this web page in order to tell those who wish to know, who exactly the posers are. The informationwill include the poser's ID, their real name, and a breif story of what exactly they are posing as. So, without futher delay, I give you...The Yahoo! Poser Buster! Enjoy! |
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1) Immortal_Set. AKA: Kantare. This guy, is at the top of my Yahoo! Poser list. His real name is, Christopher Michael Bay. He is currently 18 years old, still living home with mommy and step daddy, and has the balls to call himself a "master vampyre" on Yahoo!. The reason he does this is simple...So he can lie to impressionable females by pretending to awaken them, and then tells them, "I am your master, you will do as I say." What follows, is usually him forcing them to cyber, while he masturbates and then eats his own sperm.
And if that isn't bad enough, this retarded waste of fucking space, actually believes himself to be the lead character from the Anne Rice novels, Lestat. Of course, to cover his own ass, he spells it, "Lei-Stadt". And then, there's the fact that he believes himself to be the reincarnation of the Arch Angel Michael. He has also been known to tell people that he has existed since before the "birth" of the catholic god. I'm telling you people, this is one pathetic, and down-right disturbed mother fucker.
He has taken credit for the deaths of several people online, as well as the death of a young woman in which he killed with a dagger and then drained the body of blood. Of course, this was just another lie. And as for his personal habbits...
Well, let's just say that spam isn't the only rotten thing in this guy's e-mail. Unless of course, you count "grand-ma porn", "gay black male porn", "barnyard animal porn", "and pregnant teen porn", to be spam.
Now, for those of you who know this guy, (I suggest you drop him like a ton of fucking bullshit, because believe me, he's full of it), and want to get even, he lives in Perryville MO, at 413 Chloe Street. Make sure to stop by, and give him your reguards.
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2) Lordofmisery666, Nytemares_Lost. AKA: Misery.
Now this little mooching bastard, claims that he is a 1075 year old vampyre who served with Hitler in WWII. He's such a loser that he has to lie to women in order to get them to talk to him online. He tells such lies as, That Jonathan Davis, the lead singer of Korn, asked him to join the band, but he declined. He also tells women that he races cars to earn extra cash.
Now, this guy's car, is a run down piece of shit, so, I have no fucking clue as to how he can race it to make extra money. And all he ever does, is go online to cyber with both men and women, smoke pot and drink booze, so, I don't know how he would ever be able to physically get up on stage and play an instrument or sing in a professional band...
He claims to be so big and bad, that he's part Necromancer, and that he actually raised his own mother from the dead, to, as he said..."slap the shit out of her." Not to mention that he's been in and out of mental institutes his entire life.
For all you women out there, (and you gay men), you might want to be careful if you meet this guy, he's not the most stable individual...
His real name is...Marshall Wilkins, and he currently lives in Nevada, MO. Feel free to visit him and mock him unmercifly.... |
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